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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

(via freddie-is-queen)

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worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:


This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:

This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

(Source: koreanmulan, via mello-dramatic)

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xchandelionx:

c0nfide-in-me:


So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. —Dead Poets Society


One of my favorite movies

going to watch this movie now okay bye

xchandelionx:

c0nfide-in-me:

So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. —Dead Poets Society

One of my favorite movies

going to watch this movie now okay bye

(Source: miss-adora-belle, via mello-dramatic)

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deanandcasjunkie:

thatgreenlight:

piercethebandmerch:

cantlivewithoutlyrics:


March 2. This girl is already dead.
I will forever Reblog this


wow. Kids can so brutal.
YOU REBLOG THIS NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU ARE D:<

This just absolutely broke my heart.

omg this is absolutely horrible. 

deanandcasjunkie:

thatgreenlight:

piercethebandmerch:

cantlivewithoutlyrics:

March 2. This girl is already dead.

I will forever Reblog this

wow. Kids can so brutal.

YOU REBLOG THIS NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU ARE D:<

This just absolutely broke my heart.

omg this is absolutely horrible. 

(Source: itsonlyouandme, via mello-dramatic)

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anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

Pleaseeee?

(via lucy0512)

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nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

(via organisedentropy)

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my life motto for the past 20 years (via dutchster)

(Source: narcissasmalfoy, via monsterhelljump)

I’m just gonna bullshit it.
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geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

(via imgonnamakeachange)

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toss-some-jello-trossarello:

strawberry-squidd:

toss-some-jello-trossarello:

Oh.. Seems pretty violent ..

Go ahead. Watch it. Prove your doubts.

I take everything back. That was horribly scarring. And yet, I can’t stop watching.

toss-some-jello-trossarello:

strawberry-squidd:

toss-some-jello-trossarello:

Oh.. Seems pretty violent ..

Go ahead. Watch it. Prove your doubts.

I take everything back. That was horribly scarring. And yet, I can’t stop watching.

(via monsterhelljump)

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guy:

i hate it when a sentence doesn’t end the way i think it octopus

(Source: guy, via pizza)

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