Uh bluh. Stuff iz hurr.

floozys:

why is catcalling called catcalling? i like cats and i would quite like them calling me to see how i am or to make plans to meet for brunch, catcalling should be called something more accurate like asshole screeching or insecure masculinity 

(via potato-tots)

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ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson, via theswordofgryffindor)

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace, via freddie-is-queen)

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trillow:

don’t worry girl there’s no way you’ll get pregnant i ate like four condoms before i got here

(via unclefather)

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I got new covers for my A40s :) Darksiders 2! 

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gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

(via freddie-is-queen)

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